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Send Funny SMS / One Liners |
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A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after
sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone |
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. |
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. |
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Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else. |
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I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative. |
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U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da
Body....shit...I got wrong number...SORRY :) |
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I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need
hugs, I need sex, I need YOU! |
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On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect
key. |
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second
half by our children. |
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Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime? |
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Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks
you're an asshole!! |
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Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game! |
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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? |
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Born Free........Taxed to Death. |
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Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on,
sorry unable to find brain...leaving now |
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