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Send Funny SMS / One Liners |
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Gorgeous, intelligent,
kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about
ME! How are you? |
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder |
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I'm not a complete idiot; Some parts are
missing. |
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes |
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God must love stupid people; He made so
many |
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Stupidity is not a handicap. Park
elsewhere! |
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A picture is worth a thousand words, but it
uses up three thousand times the memory |
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The trouble with life is there's no
background music |
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays
off NOW! |
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FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector
activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still
searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found |
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Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh
yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's
how I sex on text! |
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Ths msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly,
so get lost! |
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held,
talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! |
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HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so
where you gonna hide ME? |
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This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to
use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it.
Thank you |
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