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Let's be honest with
each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons.
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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special
effort today
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Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're
nothing
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He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then
again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
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I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
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Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop
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If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a
perfect doormat
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If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
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Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why
don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.
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Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the
door just kept going
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Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
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You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
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Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
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Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the
stupid people.
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All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo
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I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know
you can't count that high.
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You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using
some birth control.
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Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer
to the blade.
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I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at
you and die of shock.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not...
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Do I look like a damn people person?
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Haven't I seen your
face before - on a police poster?
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He who laughs last has no sense of
humor.
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Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool
at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get
dirty, and the pig likes it
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You are proof that God has a sense
of humor.
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When he dies, they'll bury him face
down, so that he can see where he's going
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We have strange and wonderful
relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
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You get plenty of exercise jumping
to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging
the issue.
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People are more violently opposed to
fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle
gangs.
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He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
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