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Gorgeous, intelligent,
kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about
ME! How are you?
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press
Down...!
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FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration
complete, now searching.....still searching....still
searching......sorry, no friends found.
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Press down..More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh
yes....almost there....oh god harder..faster..FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's
how I sex on text!
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This msg cn only b read by a SEXY person -
Nothing? Soz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly,
so get lost!
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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but
if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're
too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping
on it. Thank you
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the
condom factory.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
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I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results
were negative.
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On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on
the disconnect key.
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and
the second half by our children.
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What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call
him, he ain't gonna come
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Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're a fool!
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Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you
know?
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Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and
lets play that game!
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U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths,
divide ur legs and we can multiply!
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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your
failures.
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Just because you're smart does not mean that the
other guy is stupid
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect,
why practice?
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Born free . . . Taxed to death
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Common sense isn't common
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