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We will now upgrade your brain, please
wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN
found...!
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's
sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per
minute.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
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Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
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First
the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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Always
remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Love is like programming; One mistake, and
YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
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My
girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
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Hi,
do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just
practice?
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I
took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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Jesus
loves you... everyone else thinks your an fool
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was
caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was
caught reading this txt message
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God made man and then rested. God made women
and then no one rested
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Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is
a crime?
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Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy
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Don't spend Rs.100 to dry-clean a shirt.
Donate it to the Pakistan Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a
hanger. Next morn buy it back for Rs.50
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What is the difference between a wife and a
girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the
Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the
other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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What is the difference between a woman and a
magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
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I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a
whole one
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For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
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Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos
they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
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As a computer, I find your faith in
technology amusing
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A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
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How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing
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