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As much use as a one
legged man at an arse kicking competition
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She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head
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She's dressed up like a Dogs dinner
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He's tighter than a photo finish
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He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt
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He's got a head balder than a baby's arse.
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He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb.
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Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the
Hunter's Lodge.
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As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat
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She's got a face like a picture - it needs hanging
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I've seen more hair on a billiard ball
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I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box
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They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to
pick u